WHAT GOD CAN DO!
A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store.
She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries.She softly explained that her husband was unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store.
Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can."
John told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two.
The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?" Louise replied, "Yes sir.""O.K." he said, "put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries."Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse, took out a piece of paper, and scribbled something.
She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with herhead still bowed.The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed the amazement they felt when the scales went down and stayed down.The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, "I can't believe it."The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales.
The scale did not balance. So he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.
The grocer stood there in utter disgust.
Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.It was not a grocery list. It was a prayer which said:"Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands".The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence. Louise thanked him and left the store.The customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said, "It was worth every penny of it."Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs.POWER OF PRAYER: When you receive this, say a prayer.That's all you have to do. Just stop, whatever you are doing... right now. Then please send this to allyour friends and relatives.Don't break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts wereceive. There is no cost but many rewards.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:1. Free your heart from hatred.2. Free your mind from worries.3. Live simply.4. Give more.5. Expect less.No one can go back and make a brand new start.Everyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but
He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards.Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on!When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy,
because God has thought of something better to give you.
When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means.There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.You can't make someone love you, all you can do is being someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth. It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.
We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love,
when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take his place.
Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.
Please, pass this on to your dear friends. . .
I just did.

PUNO PA

TREE!!!

Tree.......Can You Believe it !!

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yoU!!!!

THE U IN JESUS
Before U were thought of or time had begun,
God stuck U in the name of His Son.
And each time U pray, you'll see it's true,
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.
You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name,
For U, He was born; that's why He came.
And His great love for U is the reason He died.
It even takes U to spell crUcified
Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand
He rose from the dead, with U in His plan?
The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew,
and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U.
When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension,
He felt there was one thing He just had to mention.
"Go into the world and tell them it's true
That I love them all - Just like I love U."
So many great people are spelled with a U,
Don't they have a right to know JesUs too?
It all depends now on what U will do,
He'd like them to know,
But it all starts with U.

sinend lang toh ng uncle ko sakin!!!
whoao!!!BANAL!!!!

FRIENDship ball!!!

throw it back to someone else
who means something to you...

the friendship ball

a ball is
a circle, No beginning,
NO END...

it keeps us together
like our circle of friends.
but the treasure inside for
you to see is the treasure of friendship
you've granted to me.
today I pass the friendship ball to you...

L-O-V-E!!!

friendship often ends in love...
but love in friendship-NEVER

dont marry a person you can live with..
marry someone you cannot live without

to love is nothing...
to be loved is something..
to love and be loved is everything..

kindness in words create confidence...
kindness in thinking creates profoundness...
kindness in giving creates LOVE..

"LOVE"
one word that free us of all the weight and pain in life....

para sa mga BATA lamang!!hehe

Na-aalala mo pa ba noon na:

1. diyes lang ang pamasahe, kandong libre pa
2. ang babae lang ang may hikaw
3. ang preso lang ang may tattoo
4. si Erap at FPJ ay sa showbiz section lang ng dyaryo nababasa
5. ang intindi mo ng LOL ay ULOL imbes na Laughing Out Loud
6. ARCEGAS at ESCOLTA ang shoppingan sa bansa
7. diyes lang ang isang basong taho
8. at kailangan mong magdala ng sarili mong baso, kasi wala pang plasticcups noon si manong na magtataho
9. chocnut, bukayo at kending vicks ang pinag-gagastusan mo ng sinko mo
10. Sarsi with egg ang pampataba at star margarine, at matamis na bao saumaga.
11. nagkaka-kalyo ka dahil sa type writer pa ang ginagamit mo para saschool paper mo
12. kaya uso pa noon ang carbon paper
13. at tancho o superman ang pang-ayos mo ng buhok
14. KLIM ang tinitimpla ng nanay mo para sa'yo para inumin mo bagomatulog
15. nakakapag-grocery ka na 20 piso lang ang dala
16. anim na numero lang ang kailangan mong tandaan para tawagan angkaibigan mo
17. computer cards ang iyung tinutupi para maging barilbarilan
18. singkwenta sentimos lang ang songhits
19. pango pa si Vilma
20. kay paeng yabut ka lang naniniwala pag-ukol sa panahon ang balita
21. sinkwenta sentimos lang ang pa-gupit
22. pinagtatawanan ang kalbo
23. hindi uso ang gusot ang buhok at damit
24. nakakahiya kung nakalitaw ang halfslip ng babae, ngayon nakadisplaypa ang panty at pusod
25. lalaki pa noon si ernie maceda at senator sonny osmena
26. hostess pa ang tawag, ngayon GRO na
27. sa escolta ka namimili ng pamasko mo
28. ang mga lola sa kalye umiihi. bukaka lang tapos hawak ang saya salikod at harap. patayo pa
29. payat na payat ka pa noon
30. malago pa ang buhok mo
Kung naaalala mo pa yan eh...
ANG TANDA MO NA!hehe

kaCORNYhan!!!!!!!

ENGLISH TAGALOG DICTIONARY(updated version)
1) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
2) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
3) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
4) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
5) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
6) Devastation - sakayan ng bus
7) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
8) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
9) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct - Ang pato
14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT isleaking)
17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18) Cattle - Doonnakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, ehDELUSION)
26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na angtanghalian
27) Profit - Patunayan mo
28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
29) Backlog - bacon saka egg
30) Beehive - magpakatino ka
31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
32) Debug - ang ipis
33) Defrag - ang palaka
34) Defense - ang bakod
35) Defer - ang balahibo
36) Deflate - ang plato
37) Detest - ang eksamin
38) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V
39) Devote - ang boto
40) Dilemma - brownout!, a!
41) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
42) Forums - apat na kwarto
43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F
45) Thesis - ito ay...

ang CORNY(MAIS)..hehe